I died on stage last night - it really was abysmal
My case has been referred to the procurator fiscal
I'm going to the comedy school
where they teach the comedy rules
Learn to move the mic stand clear
And say 'I'm here all week - try the beer'
Help ma boab, it's such a laugh
At the comedians obedience class
Introduce yourself as a lookalikey
Or the love child of two celebrities
then I got off the bus
ever noticed how
observation's very 'now'
are we well?
who can tell?
Is this thing on?
where you from?
what do you do?
I'm going to the comedy school
where they teach the comedy rules
Learn to move the mic stand clear
And say 'I'm here all week - try the beer'
where do you go to hack comic
when you're alone in your bed
tell me the heckles that haunt you
the ones that get inside your head
and your heart
and your soul
oh oh oh
knee deep in needy
balls deep in seedy
Terry Venemous is releasing new music every 3 weeks this year. His latest EP is sumptuous art pop with a wry sense of detachment.
Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 27, 2024
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Self-producing for the first time, the Minneapolis band create a fully rounded vision of their whimsical indie dance music. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 19, 2024
This creative San Francisco guitar band melds trip hop, krautrock, My Bloody Valentine-esque noise, and jangle pop hooks. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 19, 2024