Here Come The Whips

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Jewemy stole my hole punch
He's vewy vewy bad
If he goes near my stapler
I'm gonny phone ma dad

He's ruining the party
He's pissing on the trifles
He's spitting in the Eton Mess
And singing Eton Rifles

He's shredding video cassettes
Behind the filing cabinets
Look out for the reds
Underneath your spread......sheets

Oh here come the Whips
Here come the Whips
Here come the Whips
Hide yer paper clips

Oh Jeremy - the enemy within
The meeeja's tellin me he's Joseph Stalin
The PLP, MI5 and MI6
Are all sharpening their ice picks

But he's not so much a Trotskyite
He couldn't set a ballot box alight
Ours is not to reason why
The Scottish branch will just comply


I don't want to labour the point
But what's the point of Labour?
Putting tories out of joint
Or doing them a favour?

His heart is in the right place
Just under his ribs
He speaks an ancient language
While May spouts gibberish


Jewemy came to Scotland
And tried to drink Irn Bru
I saw him with Kez Dugdale
They haven't got a clue

He irks the oiks and tories
And all points inbetween
His brain is hanging upside down
In the 20th century

Oh here come the Whips
A three line whip
Here come the Whips
Get a fucking grip

here come the Whips
here come the Whips
here come the Whips
here come the Whips


from Dirty Washing, released March 5, 2017



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