1. |
Stranded In The Jungle
03:55
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I crashed in the jungle while trying to keep a date
While telling my constituents I wouldn't be too late
They could carry on without me, nobody would see
After all, most of them never voted for me
But how was I to know that the wreckage of my career
Would be picking up apace while I was over here
Meanwhile, back in Scotland
Baby, baby, let's make plans
You know your old-time leader hasn't got a chance
She's stranded in the jungle, sad as she can be
So let us rearrange her constituency oh yeah
Meanwhile, back in the jungle
I thought this would be like the Girl Guides or the Cubs
I didn't realise I'd be eating grubs
I thought I'd be promoting Labour values and stuff
Not chewing bull's testicles and being filmed half in the buff
I smelled something cooking and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was a cookin' me
Ooga booga, gemme outta here! (Ant +Dec)
Baby, baby, we're on the Royal Mile
I say the Old Town's freezing while you do a bushtucker trial
It's good to see you retain your dignity
Cleaning out the toilets, there's a good MSP oh yeah
Meanwhile, back in the jungle
I jumped out of the pot, I finally got away
I was frantic, worried about my constituency
So I jumped in the ocean and started to swim
My chance of surviving was gettin' mighty slim
Then I thumbed down a whale that was headed my way
And I reached Scotland in about half a day
When I got to Lothian I was almost dead
Heard them talkin' bout my journey, and this is what they said
Baby, baby, you're just no good
Baby, baby, you should have understood
We can't trust you and your crocodile tears
You've set the Labour Party back by years
In Lothian
In Lothian
In Lothian
In Lothian
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Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo
A weeea weeeoo
A win? No way...
In the jungle, the TV jungle
The day job's left behind
Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle
The day job's left behind
Dickie Leonard and Anas Sarwar
You've had yer thunder stole
Kezia Dugdale has truly left yeez
Both digging a hole
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3. |
Spider Killer
03:07
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I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm arachnophobic and I
Can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause one's on my bed
I got my girlfriend to squash it dead
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Pummel it with a white paper
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go
Aye aye...
You start a conversation about the Labour Party
You're talkin' a lot, but it's not going on the telly
When you have something to say, they'll edit it out
Humiliation's what this programme's all about
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Pummel it with a white paper
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fucksake here's some
Fish guts for you to crawl through OK?
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go
Aye aye...
Pretend to care - well good luck
The producers don't give a fuck
Realise your naivete
Did you really think you'd get a say?
You are vain and you are blind
You have totally missed the point
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Pummel it with a white paper
Spider Killer
Kez que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fucksake here's some
Fish guts for you to crawl through OK?
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go
Aye aye...
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4. |
Woman At Work Down Under
02:41
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Fleeing from a fried-out party
On a telly trail, head full of smarties
I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous
They fed me kangaroo anus
And they said:
"Do you want to clean our dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It'll stink but at least it's sunny
Do it for ratings and the money."
Buying bread from a man in a cork hat
He was six foot four and full of crap chat
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and said that's a little bit racist
Then he said:
"Do you want to clean the dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It'll stink but at least it's sunny
Do it for ratings and the money." (yeah)
Lying on a sheet on the grass
With a cockroach, and a wet arse
I said to Ant, "Have you got a hawk moth?
Because I think I'm about to touch cloth."
And he said:
"Oh! "Do you want to clean our dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It'll stink but at least it's sunny
Do it for ratings and the money."
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5. |
Hexotica
03:28
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6. |
Kezmania
02:17
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Wotcha gonna do brother
Wotcha gonna do
When Kezmania runs wild on you
Whoever thought reality
Was important for an MSP
Kezia Dugdale's changed her tune
From carping on the sidelines to howling at the moon
Being out in the open's scary - jings!
When you have a fear of wings
Witchity grubs taste really nice
Washed down with Hollyrood lice - hey!
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Day Job
01:52
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You!
You should be doin yir day job
You should be doin yir day job
You should be doin yir day job, day job, day job
Let's make a cake
Fuck politics let's bake
Fuck the day job, day job, day job
Waoow!
Do yir day job
Now tell me do you
Do you have any flour?
Cos you'll never have power
Do yir day job, day job, day job
Day job, day job, day job
Hypocrisy won't be forgotten
When you've got a soggy bottom
And tell that referee he's rotten
Do yir day job, day job, day job
wow
You're a star faker
Do yir day job
You're a star faker
Do yir day job
You're a star faker
Do yir day job
You're a star faker
Do yir day job
Star faker
Star faker
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On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot
Do you ever think the love of money is the root
Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism
In the ravages of rampant capitalism
A world intent on being mean
Deserves to be blown to smithereens
If you like looking after number one
Enjoy the ravages of rampant capitalism
A country raised on self deceit
A suicide note written on a till receipt
The advantages of rampant rabbitilism
The ravages of rampant capitalism
If you say miaow your cat'll listen
The ravages of rampant capitalism
Destroying everything that's fun
The ravages of rampant capitalism
Academics of the town of Hamilton
Ignore the ravages of rampant capitalism
Scattering austerity with a gattling gun
The ravages of rampant capitalism
The nasty party will survive
As long as nasty people thrive
If you can keep your head when all around
Are losing it, well done. The pound
Calls out for resuscitation
From the ravages of rampant capitalism
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10. |
Bull Penis Smoothie
01:27
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11. |
Sea Kelp
03:05
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12. |
Arseholes At Night
01:52
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Well, we all have different faces, see?
Depending on our places in society
We act different with friends and family
Than we do when we're working for the company
All of us are Jekyll & Hyde
Polite by day, arseholes at night
Well I guess that being sober in the afternoon
Is the price you pay for playing by the rules
But the evening can't come round too soon
When we drop the mask and play the fool
The man from Breaking Bad said that you gotta write a song about it
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13. |
Bug Day
02:04
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14. |
Mere Pseud Maggots
02:51
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15. |
Hexen Derivative
04:15
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16. |
Guitarzan
02:04
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