Kez Enduction Hour

by The Foul

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I crashed in the jungle while trying to keep a date While telling my constituents I wouldn't be too late They could carry on without me, nobody would see After all, most of them never voted for me But how was I to know that the wreckage of my career Would be picking up apace while I was over here Meanwhile, back in Scotland Baby, baby, let's make plans You know your old-time leader hasn't got a chance She's stranded in the jungle, sad as she can be So let us rearrange her constituency oh yeah Meanwhile, back in the jungle I thought this would be like the Girl Guides or the Cubs I didn't realise I'd be eating grubs I thought I'd be promoting Labour values and stuff Not chewing bull's testicles and being filmed half in the buff I smelled something cooking and I looked to see That's when I found out they was a cookin' me Ooga booga, gemme outta here! (Ant +Dec) Baby, baby, we're on the Royal Mile I say the Old Town's freezing while you do a bushtucker trial It's good to see you retain your dignity Cleaning out the toilets, there's a good MSP oh yeah Meanwhile, back in the jungle I jumped out of the pot, I finally got away I was frantic, worried about my constituency So I jumped in the ocean and started to swim My chance of surviving was gettin' mighty slim Then I thumbed down a whale that was headed my way And I reached Scotland in about half a day When I got to Lothian I was almost dead Heard them talkin' bout my journey, and this is what they said Baby, baby, you're just no good Baby, baby, you should have understood We can't trust you and your crocodile tears You've set the Labour Party back by years In Lothian In Lothian In Lothian In Lothian
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Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way... In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job's left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job's left behind Dickie Leonard and Anas Sarwar You've had yer thunder stole Kezia Dugdale has truly left yeez Both digging a hole
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I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm arachnophobic and I Can't relax I can't sleep 'cause one's on my bed I got my girlfriend to squash it dead Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Pummel it with a white paper Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go Aye aye... You start a conversation about the Labour Party You're talkin' a lot, but it's not going on the telly When you have something to say, they'll edit it out Humiliation's what this programme's all about Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Pummel it with a white paper Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fucksake here's some Fish guts for you to crawl through OK? g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go Aye aye... Pretend to care - well good luck The producers don't give a fuck Realise your naivete Did you really think you'd get a say? You are vain and you are blind You have totally missed the point Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Pummel it with a white paper Spider Killer Kez que c'est ? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fucksake here's some Fish guts for you to crawl through OK? g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go Aye aye...
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Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: "Do you want to clean our dunny Go on, it will be really funny It'll stink but at least it's sunny Do it for ratings and the money." Buying bread from a man in a cork hat He was six foot four and full of crap chat I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and said that's a little bit racist Then he said: "Do you want to clean the dunny Go on, it will be really funny It'll stink but at least it's sunny Do it for ratings and the money." (yeah) Lying on a sheet on the grass With a cockroach, and a wet arse I said to Ant, "Have you got a hawk moth? Because I think I'm about to touch cloth." And he said: "Oh! "Do you want to clean our dunny Go on, it will be really funny It'll stink but at least it's sunny Do it for ratings and the money."
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Hexotica 03:28
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Kezmania 02:17
Wotcha gonna do brother Wotcha gonna do When Kezmania runs wild on you Whoever thought reality Was important for an MSP Kezia Dugdale's changed her tune From carping on the sidelines to howling at the moon Being out in the open's scary - jings! When you have a fear of wings Witchity grubs taste really nice Washed down with Hollyrood lice - hey!
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Day Job 01:52
You! You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job, day job, day job Let's make a cake Fuck politics let's bake Fuck the day job, day job, day job Waoow! Do yir day job Now tell me do you Do you have any flour? Cos you'll never have power Do yir day job, day job, day job Day job, day job, day job Hypocrisy won't be forgotten When you've got a soggy bottom And tell that referee he's rotten Do yir day job, day job, day job wow You're a star faker Do yir day job You're a star faker Do yir day job You're a star faker Do yir day job You're a star faker Do yir day job Star faker Star faker
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On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean Deserves to be blown to smithereens If you like looking after number one Enjoy the ravages of rampant capitalism A country raised on self deceit A suicide note written on a till receipt The advantages of rampant rabbitilism The ravages of rampant capitalism If you say miaow your cat'll listen The ravages of rampant capitalism Destroying everything that's fun The ravages of rampant capitalism Academics of the town of Hamilton Ignore the ravages of rampant capitalism Scattering austerity with a gattling gun The ravages of rampant capitalism The nasty party will survive As long as nasty people thrive If you can keep your head when all around Are losing it, well done. The pound Calls out for resuscitation From the ravages of rampant capitalism
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Sea Kelp 03:05
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Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we're working for the company All of us are Jekyll & Hyde Polite by day, arseholes at night Well I guess that being sober in the afternoon Is the price you pay for playing by the rules But the evening can't come round too soon When we drop the mask and play the fool The man from Breaking Bad said that you gotta write a song about it
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Bug Day 02:04
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Guitarzan 02:04

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released December 3, 2017

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